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White Collar Crime
€45.00
EVIDENCE FILE #012 — "She Perfect" Crisp White Overshirt
Suspect: Mila
Alleged Offense: Apprehended mid-bust while defacing a pristine white dress shirt with hot-pink ink. The suspect stamped a mini dancing silhouette onto the front chest pocket and a vertical satire comic panel across the back, corrupting classic tailored prep into pure subversive queer noise.
The Specs:
Base: 1-of-1 handpicked vintage crisp white long-sleeve button-down shirt.
Details: Hot pink / neon magenta screen-printed graphic on the front chest pocket and large vertical panel art centered across the back.
Measurements (Flat Lay, approx.): Pit-to-Pit: ~63 cm | Length: ~80 cm | Shoulder: ~54 cm | Sleeve Length: ~65 cm
(rough hand measurements in cm, item laid flat — please allow ±2 cm)
Sizing: Genderless 1-of-1 relaxed fit.
Decontamination (Care):
Wash inside out on a cool/delicate cycle (30°C max) to preserve both the white fabric brightness and the hot pink screen print. Air dry only—do not tumble dry.
Iron inside out on low heat; never apply direct heat to the printed graphic.
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Care Instructions
Wash inside out on a cool/delicate cycle (30°C max) to preserve the vintage wash and green screen print. Air dry only—do not tumble dry.
Iron inside out on low heat; never apply direct heat to the printed graphic.
Return & Refund Policy
Returns & Exchanges
About our pieces
Every item is a one-of-a-kind, second-hand piece and may show signs of wear from its earlier life. We screen print every design and sew on every tag ourselves. Because everything is made by hand, no two prints or tags are exactly alike. You may notice uneven ink, slight fading, small specks, an off-centre print or uneven stitching on the tags. This is part of the handmade process, not a defect. Please check all photos carefully before buying. If you have any questions about an item’s condition, contact us at hi@edge.berlin and we’ll happily send more details or extra photos.
No exchanges
Since each piece exists only once, we can’t offer exchanges.
Cancelling your order You can cancel your order within 14 days of receiving it, without giving a reason. To cancel, email us at hi@edge.berlin within those 14 days with your order number. Please send the item back within 14 days of cancelling.
You pay the cost of return shipping. We recommend a tracked service, since we can only refund items that actually reach us.
The item must come back in the same condition you received it: unworn, unwashed, and with no smell of perfume or smoke.
If an item shows wear, washing, damage or handling beyond what’s needed to check it (as you would in a shop), we will deduct the loss in value from your refund.
We refund the item price and the cost of our cheapest standard shipping option. Extra costs for express shipping are not refunded.
Refunds are made within 14 days of your cancellation, to your original payment method.